November 2010

This Thanksgiving, the JohnnyCakes and I decided to skip all the Whose-Family-Gets-To-Feed-Us-First drama, so we went to New Orleans!

For our Thanksgiving dinner, we ate at the fantabulous M Bistro  at the Ritz Carlton in new Orleans.  I took pictures.  It was AMAZING!

Amouse Bouche:

Escargot Croquet Madame

with organic quail egg and gruyere cheese

It was DIVINE.  It was like a tiny little escargot lasagna…  Made with toast instead of pasta.  But totally yumtastic.

First course:

Acorn Squash Bisque

with sultana marshmallow and pumpkin toast

This is seriously one of the best things I’ve eaten in a long, long time.  It had MARSHMALLOWS!!!!  How can you not like anything that has marshmallows in it???   This soup was sweet, creamy, marshmallowy, and the pumpkin toast croutons gave it a nice kick of texture.  I’ve asked the chef for the recipe.  Crossing my fingers in hopes that he provides…

Second Course:

Shrimp stuffed Mirliton

with warm andouille remoulade


My first question for the waiter was, “What the heck is a mirliton???”  And you know what?  He didn’t know either!  (That’s why he gave me the food and drink manager’s business card!  So that I could get the recipe from him!  Ha!)

So thanks to, I have found out what a mirliton is.  Ready?


(It’s a chayote squash.)

So anyway, this was basically a peeled, cooked half of a chayote squash, stuffed with chopped shrimp and something resembling mayonnaise, covered with panko (I think) and browned on top.

It was pretty good.  A little too mayonaissey, but not unlike your average shrimp salad stuffed into a squash shell.

Note to Waitstaff: KNOW YOUR FOOD.  Ugh.

Third Course:

Horseradish Crusted Prime Rib

with twice-baked potato, shiitake-green bean casserole, and bone marrow espagnole


Johnny opted for the standard turkey breast dinner with the standard accoutrements, but I decided to get something a little different.

The prime rib was perfectly cooked, the potatoes were light and airy, and the green bean casserole was KILLER.  I’m SO glad I didn’t get the turkey!

Fourth Course:

White Chocolate Spiced Apple Mousse

with carmelized bourbon apples and chocolate-hazelnut sorbet

I didn’t much care for the dessert, honestly.  The mousse was more like stale pudding, and although the crust added some interesting flavor and texture (it was like a soft granola bar with bourbon), the chocolate sorbet kind of ruined it.  It was WAY too chocolatey, and it didn’t really complement the apple flavors at all.

Fifth Course:

Seasonal chocolate truffles

There were six of these suckers.  And in other fine dining establishments that I’ve visited, the waiter at least TELLS you what flavors the truffles are when he puts them on your table.  At Stephan Pyles, there was a lavender one, a peanut butter (I think) one, and “the chef’s take on an Oreo cookie.”  See?  I still remember!

So waitstaff, when you hurl a plate of random truffles at a customer, PLEASE tell them what the flavors are supposed to be!

Johnny and I resorted to biting into each one and leaving a bunch of uneaten truffle halves on the plate.

Just sayin’.

But all in all, this was an AMAZING dinner, and if you are ever in New Orleans, go to M Bistro!  It’s well worth the trip!


Beignets at Cafe du Monde!!!



The day after Thanksgiving, we scooted over to Brennan’s for brunch!

I got the Eggs Shannon, which was sort of like an Eggs Benedict.  That is, if you replaced the Canadian bacon with fried trout, and replaced the English muffins with creamed spinach..

Doesn’t this look amazing???

For dessert (yes, dessert.  This is BRUNCH, remember??), we got the Bananas Foster.  After all, Bananas Foster was friggin’ INVENTED at Brennan’s!

So here’s how you make it:



And this is what you get:

Oh, you wanted a recipe???


(Recipe  shamelessly ripped from their website…)

This is the actual Bananas Foster recipe from the original source and creator of this dessert: Brennan’s Restaurant. In 1951, Chef Paul created Bananas Foster. The scrumptious dessert was named for Richard Foster, who served with Owen on the New Orleans Crime Commission. Richard Foster was a frequent customer of Brennan’s and a very good friend of Owen.


  • ¼ cup (½ stick) butter
  • 1 cup brown sugar
  • ½ teaspoon cinnamon
  • ¼ cup banana liqueur
  • 4 bananas, cut in half
    lengthwise, then halved
  • ¼ cup dark rum
  • 4 scoops vanilla ice cream

Combine the butter, sugar, and cinnamon in a flambé pan or skillet. Place the pan over low heat either on an alcohol burner or on top of the stove, and cook, stirring, until the sugar dissolves. Stir in the banana liqueur, then place the bananas in the pan. When the banana sections soften Bananas Fosterand begin to brown, carefully add the rum. Continue to cook the sauce until the rum is hot, then tip the pan slightly to ignite the rum. When the flames subside, lift the bananas out of the pan and place four pieces over each portion of ice cream. Generously spoon warm sauce over the top of the ice cream and serve immediately.

Unfortunately for you (but fortunately for ME!), I will be out of town next Thursday.  My sweetie and I will be in New Orleans (!!!!!) for Thanksgiving.  So to compensate for not giving you your weekly dose of yumminess on the most food-tastic day of the year, I thought I’d give you an extra special recipe today!

This blog entry is about something very near and dear to my heart:  Chicken Fried Steak.  (No, it’s NOT “country fried steak.”  And if you call it that, you need to stop.  NOW.)

The BEST chicken fried steak I’ve ever had, EVER, was at Gennie’s Bishop Grill in the Bishop Arts District of Dallas (Actually Oak Cliff).   The Bishop Grill has been gone now for at least five years, and I still wax nostalgic about her amazing chicken fried steak and soul food.  (COLLARD GREENS!!!!)

So I went nosing around on the old interwebs, and I found her recipe!

It’s a little different from my usual recipe, so I’ll just plagiarize it for you now, courtesy of her daughter:

(She has a cookbook!!!!!   WANT!!!)



4 pieces cube steak
Vegetable shortening
Salt, pepper, and cayenne to taste
2 cups all-purpose flour
1-2 cups whole milk
Pan gravy (recipe follows)


Preheat oven to lowest setting. Put a couple of the steaks into a zip-top bag.  This is to eliminate grossness flying around your kitchen and getting stuck in the meat mallet… With a meat mallet, tenderize each piece back and front. (Or ask the butcher to run the steak through a mechanical tenderizer again.) Cut steak into individual portions.

Place a cast-iron or other good, heavy skillet over medium flame. Add shortening and start heating. The shortening should be no deeper than ¼ inch. Heat until it’s hot enough to set the breading on the steak when it’s dropped into the skillet. Don’t heat to smoking; this will ruin the shortening.

Meanwhile, combine salt, pepper, cayenne and flour in a large zip-top plastic bag. Mix well. Pour milk into a large bowl. Dip a steak in milk and shake off the excess. Then enclose in bag and shake to coat. Shake off excess. Lay steak in hot fat. Repeat with additional steaks until skillet is full, but not crowded. When each steak sears, the bottom crust is set and it starts sizzling, turn it over and brown the other side. You may need to do this in batches.  Don’t overcrowd the pan, because it will drop the temperature of the oil/fat and will ruin your chances of getting a good, consistent sear on each steak.

Keep steaks warm on a platter in the oven while you cook remaining steaks and make the gravy. Makes 4 servings.

Pan gravy:

In a heavy, 2-quart saucepan, heat 3 cups milk but don’t let it boil.

Using the skillet in which you cooked the steak, pour off excess grease, leaving about 4 or 5 tablespoons in the pan. Over medium flame, heat the drippings and add 3 tablespoons flour, 1 tablespoon at a time. Continue stirring to brown flour.

When brown, hot and bubbling, add hot milk, one cup at a time. Stir or whisk constantly until thick and creamy. Add 1 ½ teaspoons salt and 1 teaspoon pepper, or to taste.

RECIPE SOURCE: Gennie’s Bishop Grill Cookbook by Rosemarie Hudson

Mashed Potatoes:


  • 1 lb white potatoes
  • milk
  • butter
  • salt and pepper to taste


Clean potatoes and chop into 1-inch cubes.  Sort of.

Place into large pot, cover with water (an inch or two over the potatoes) and boil the everloving snot out of them.  (15-20 minutes should do it.)

Drain potatoes, put back into pot, and add milk, butter, salt, and pepper, and mash to your little heart’s content.

Plate up the mashed potatoes, add the steak, cover the whole mess with gravy, and add some sort of veggie.  You know…so that it looks like you at least TRIED to make something healthy…


Bonus Round:  How to care for your cast iron skillet

  • DO NOT put your skillet in a dishwasher.  Don’t even use soap to clean it.  Just clean with hot water and something slightly scrubby  (plasticky, not metally).  If you ignore this, the Skillet Gods will incur their wrath upon thee.  You have been warned.
  • If you have a cast iron skillet that is rusty and gross, or you find one at a garage sale or in your grandparents’ attic that is rusty and gross, just take it home, grab a 2-liter bottle of Coca Cola, and let the skillet soak in the Coke overnight.  The sody water will eat the rust off the pan!  After that, clean with hot water and something scrubby, and reseason your pan.  It will be fine.  JUST DON’T PUT IT IN THE DISHWASHER.  Ugh.
  • The nonsticky goodness of cast iron skillets is made of cooked-on crud and grease.  Layers and layers and layers of cooked-on crud and grease.  So yes, it’s kinda gross when you think about it, but think about the FLAVOR!  (Which is why you should use your cast iron skillet to cook BACON!  Always!)
  • Cast Iron Skillet Cleaning Advice From Demigod Alton Brown:  “To clean the skillet, return it to medium heat and add 1 tablespoon canola oil and 1 tablespoon kosher salt.  Grab a wad of paper towels with your tongs and use them to scrub the salt around the skillet until the salt and the towels are are black and the pan is slick as a mambo band.  Kill the heat.  Dump the salt.  Let the pan cool.  Wipe with clean paper towels and store.  If your skillet has a good cure, odds are you’ll never have to use water on it.”

There.  Now go forth and cook something delicious!

Well okay then…

Today I have an actual COMPLETE MEAL! Yay!

For dinner, we have a super delicious

Onion Soup Roasted Chicken with Veggies!

…and for dessert we have…. Well, you’ll just have to wait and see…

First of all, here is what you need for the chicken:


  • 1 envelope onion soup mix
  • 1/4 cup olive oil
  • 1/2 tsp garlic powder
  • 4 bone-in chicken breast halves (Mine came in a pack of THREE. Why???)
  • 1 lb potatoes, cut into small chunks
  • sliced carrots. The Official Recipe says two, but I like carrots. I mean, I really, really like carrots. So I used a whole bunch. So whatever you want to do is fine. They’re carrots. They’ll be like veggie candy anyway once they’re cooked… (Yay!)


1. Preheat oven to 450F.

2. Combine all the ingredients in a bag or bowl, and mix well.

3. Dump everything into a roasting pan, and put the chicken breasts on top.

4. Bake, uncovered, for 45 minutes, or until the chicken is done. The usual directions say to baste halfway through, but I really didn’t. Baste with what? Olive oil and potato juices?

5. Anyway, when it’s done, you should get something like THIS:

6. Plate it up, add some greenish veggies if you want, and chow down!

7. (But save some room for dessert!)

…And for dessert we have….. (Drumroll, please….)

Strawberry Nutella Crepes!!!!


  • Crepes. You can probably find a recipe online somewhere, but my entire life is not about making crepes these days, so I just got the premade ones. Premade crepes will save you at least half an hour in the kitchen slaving over a hot stove, making WAY more crepes than you will need. Ever.
  • Strawberries. If you can find some good fresh ones, use those. I got mine frozen, because they are picked at the peak of freshness and…. Okay I won’t lie. They were on sale.
  • NUTELLA!!!! aka Food of the Gods.
  • Sugar: granulated for the strawberries, and powdered for the decoration.


1. If your strawberries are frozen, please, by all means, thaw them out.

2. If your strawberries are not frozen, trim and clean them. You don’t know where they’ve been!

3. Slice them into quarters and throw them into a bowl.

4. Add 2 or 3 tablespoons of sugar, and let them sit for a while.

5. After a while, they should look like THIS:

6. Preheat your favorite nonstick skillet to medium.

7. place a shmear of Nutella onto half of a crepe.

7. Fold in half, put into skillet, and brown on one side, flip, and brown on the other side. Like so:

8. Take crepe out of pan, fold into quarters, and plate.

9. Cover with juicy runny strawberries, and sprinkle with powdered sugar.

Now that wasn’t so hard, was it???